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Craigs List funny - Settling Torches
« on: September 30, 2017, 08:52:34 PM »
I suppose, it if you spell it like most people pronounce it, ....



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Re: Craigs List funny - Settling Torches
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2017, 09:30:22 PM »
I suppose, it you spell it like most people pronounce it, ....

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Re: Craigs List funny - Settling Torches
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2017, 09:46:08 PM »
I've seen that spelled so many different ways.  That and radio alarm saw or saw zaw.
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Re: Craigs List funny - Settling Torches
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2017, 09:53:02 PM »
I've seen that spelled so many different ways.  That and radio alarm saw or saw zaw.

... don't forget "base belted tires" and "torks wrenches", along my all-time favorite -- a "Nomadic Impact Gun". I guess it has to wander the desert in order to work.

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Re: Craigs List funny - Settling Torches
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2017, 10:02:44 PM »
I suppose, it you spell it like most people pronounce it, ....

 :POKIE:   lolx lolx
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Re: Craigs List funny - Settling Torches
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2017, 10:03:50 PM »
I've seen that spelled so many different ways.  That and radio alarm saw or saw zaw.

 along my all-time favorite -- a "Nomadic Impact Gun". I guess it has to wander the desert in order to work.

Hahahaha  lolx   I hate it when my impact packs up its tent and leaves my garage.
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Re: Craigs List funny - Settling Torches
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2017, 11:19:10 PM »
Well, for all in tents and porpoises....

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Re: Craigs List funny - Settling Torches
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2017, 10:51:32 AM »
I wonder if the seller of the 'settling' torches will 'acetyle' for $200?
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Re: Craigs List funny - Settling Torches
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